"Those of you adventurers entering the world-famous Jungle Cruise, please notice there are two lines, one on the right and the other on the left. If you'd like to keep your family together, please stay in the same line. However, if there is someone in your family you'd like to get rid of, just put them in the opposite line and you'll never see them again." … [Read more...]
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"Go easy. Easy, easy! The wheel may be needing a little work. Hello. Ah, please check the steering wheel, making sure it is not stiff. That would be very bad. Ah, the accelerating device occasionally will be sticking, but do not be concerned, the brakes are very good. Hello! Hello! Oh, my friends, ah, the brakes may be needing a little adjustment, easy on the … [Read more...]
What can poor Brer Rabbit do, to keep from becoming Rabbit Stew? Warnin' Brer Rabbit is wastin' my breath, that rabbit is facin' certain death. Don't you go to the Laughin' Place or the fox will get you too! … [Read more...]
Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys...and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin' to board. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys...dead men tell no tales! … [Read more...]
“You are good for launch in T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… liftoff!" Many Tomorrowland attractions have come and gone, but Space Mountain has been a fan favorite ever since it first opened. But just how well do you really know this attraction? Take this quiz to find out! … [Read more...]